Steve Martin
Larry
Charles Grodin
Warren
Judith Ivey
Iris
Steve Lawrence
Jack
Robyn Douglass
Danielle
Merv Griffin
Himself
Joyce Brothers
Herself
Candi Brough
Schneider Twin
Randi Brough
Schneider Twin
Julie Payne
Rental Agent
Madison Arnold
Lonely Cop
Roger Robinson
Greeting Card Supervisor
![Dan P. Hannafin]()
Dan P. Hannafin
Park Guard
Joan Sweeny
Girl in Blood Bank
![Nicholas Mele]()
Nicholas Mele
Maitre D'
![Leon Jones]()
Leon Jones
Traffic Cop
![Richard Delmonte]()
Richard Delmonte
Raul
Leslie Wing
Girl in Bar
![Helen Verbit]()
Helen Verbit
Woman in Window
![Kenneth O'Brien]()
Kenneth O'Brien
Hold Up Man
![Erika Hiller]()
Erika Hiller
Girl in Bank
![Karyn Harrison]()
Karyn Harrison
Couple in Bar
Hunt Block
Couple in Bar
![Alan Leach]()
Alan Leach
Bookstore Man
![Ed Beheler]()
Ed Beheler
Jimmy Carter Look-Alike
Jerry Grayson
Man Who Gets Shot
![Michael Greer]()
Michael Greer
Counterman
![Georges Saurel]()
Georges Saurel
Waiter
Erik Holland
Ship's Officer
![Hugh Douglas]()
Hugh Douglas
Narrator (voice)
Sarah Abrell
Bride
![Ken Hixon]()
Ken Hixon
Guest in Church
Rance Howard
Minister
![Billy James]()
Billy James
Bridge Jumper #2
![José Martínez]()
José Martínez
Gang Member
![Jade Bari]()
Jade Bari
Cabbie
Gloria Irizarry
Woman at Elevated
Beau Starr
2nd Cop
Dominic Barto
2nd Hold-Up Man
![Charles DeVries]()
Charles DeVries
Ship's Maitre D'
Santos Morales
Janitor
![Jolina Collins]()
Jolina Collins
Janitor
![Lena Pousette]()
Lena Pousette
Frieda
![Charlie Laiken]()
Charlie Laiken
Man on Roof
![Steve Hurwitz]()
Steve Hurwitz
Man on Roof
Hardy Rawls
Man on Roof
![Doug Smith]()
Doug Smith
Man on Roof
Tom Kubiak
Man on Roof
Joanne Hahn
Model at Party
Robina Suwol
Girl at Party
![Stephanie Segal]()
Stephanie Segal
Agent at Party
George Tyne
Director at Party
Tony Giorgio
Writer at Party
Eb Lottimer
Groom
Dan Moody
Spaceman
Badja Djola
Native
![Richard Sarradet]()
Richard Sarradet
Spaceman Lover
![Susan Spilker]()
Susan Spilker
Spacewoman Lover
Matthew Faison
Lonely Guy
![Martin Beck]()
Martin Beck
Lonely Guy
![Charles Bouvier]()
Charles Bouvier
Lonely Guy
Leslie Bevis
Seven Deadly Sins
Lamya Derval
Seven Deadly Sins
Martina Finch
Seven Deadly Sins
![Madonna Fowler]()
Madonna Fowler
Seven Deadly Sins
Jenny Gago
Seven Deadly Sins
![Margo Kelly]()
Margo Kelly
Seven Deadly Sins
Marie Laurin
Seven Deadly Sins
Loni Anderson
Herself (uncredited)
Paul Benedict
Dr. Zook (voice) (uncredited)
![Ray Girardin]()
Ray Girardin
Bridge Jumper (uncredited)
Bob Harks
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Allan Kolman
Lonely Ship Passenger (uncredited)
![Angel Ramirez Jr.]()
Angel Ramirez Jr.
Gang Member (uncredited)
![Mike Tremont]()
Mike Tremont
Single Man (uncredited)
